Woods Family Christmas Card

Oh Tiger, Tiger, Lie-ger! WTF were you thinking?  Just how stupid can one person be? Tiger Woods has to be the stupidest flippin’ idiot to ever pass through the hallowed halls of Stanford!  He was definitely there on a golf scholarship!  How the heck could he have actually called one of the women and said “Hi, it’s Tiger!” Talk about having no pimp in your game at all!   The simple fact is if he wanted to live a Life like this, he simply should not have gotten married at all.  Hell, we now know so much about Tiger’s pedecallidoes that I feel like I’ve slept with him!  But oh, yeah I’m not white! Now it is totally ok to date interracially; I have dated every race.  But my problem is with these idiots, like Tiger, is that they will ONLY date any woman, but a Black one, no matter if she is attractive or not.  I am constantly astounded at how many Black men are confused like this.  I have a Black American acquaintance who made a film that resulted in the re-opening of the 40-year old case of Emmitt Till, a young Black boy who was lynched in the South for supposedly whistling at a White woman.   Even though he spent years working on the movie and case, and with all of the implications in Emmitt’s death, he still will only date outside his race!

Tiger is just like all the other boneheaded Black men (yes, Tiger despite that ridiculous “cablasian” statement you ARE Black.  Try that silly moniker out next time a cab passes you on NY streets and doesn’t recognize you are Tiger!), who make money and then only want the palest women they can find.  These type of blind fools would leap through hoops for a chance to hook up trailer trash, like the Octomom, before they would hook up with a Halle Berry.   Hell, Tiger even visited a trailer park with one of his amours!  I mean really, REALLY?!  If I were his wife, I would have to leave him just for that!  And to say she was considering staying “for the children” is ridiculous.  If anything, Tiger put her Life, and the lives of the children, at risk by having UNPROTECTED sex with a whole slew of hoochies.  After the example of Magic Johnson, how can these athletes (or any active person for that matter) still be out here unsheathed???  I just don’t get it!

The new “Ask Ashley” column, in the NY POST is the final descent into complete tabloid journalism for this daily and  could send readers running away in droves!  I mean really, they let Liz Smith go only to turn around and hire this hooker trash!  Gimme a break!  With thousands of young people graduating universities and then not being able to find work, what kind of message is this hiring sending!  Skip college and become a hooker it will seemingly get you further than that degree!

Health care for everyone now already!  How can Obama and Congress be claiming to be “reforming” health care if there is no public option!  I don’t have health care and I need it.  The time is past for talk we need immediate action.  And Lieberman and Nelson who were holding everyone hostage for their own selfish and egomaniacal needs should be voted out next go ’round.  It was alarmingly announced that 86% of the Republicans plan to turn-out for the November Congressional elections, while only 44% of Democrats said they planned to!  We simply cannot let this happen.  As evidenced by the current divide, which is completely on partisan lines, if we allow the Republicans to get a majority in Congress then Obama will not be able to do anything at all to advance the country.  The November elections are as vital as our vote in November 2008, if we at all hope for any real change.  We cannot vote a President in then cripple his chances by allowing the majority in Congress to be the other party.  It will not work in out best interests.

Heartbroken for the family of Brittany Murphy.  What a sad loss just days before Christmas.  Just made me think how we really need to be more aware that death can strike at any time .  This week, one of the more ubiquitous party crashers on the scene tried to verbally attack me for calling out the appalling behavior of him and his minions in earlier columns and I actually wasted time answering him back.  But Brittany’s death has made me think about how Life is so short and those vital words, and the time it took to form them, would’ve been better spent on something and someone truly important!